is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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