can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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