what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he shaved USA in his pubs
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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