think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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