my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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