considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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