I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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