I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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