Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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