i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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