What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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