you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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