Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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