I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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