I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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