2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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