We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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