We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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