I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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