I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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