no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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