This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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