that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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