She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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