Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so that wasnt chicken after all
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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