i think i have two assholes
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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