my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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