one word: firstdatebathroomanal
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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