where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
