Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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