things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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