I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I supernannyed him into submission
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