she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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