I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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