No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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