we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Let's get the cat blown out
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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