Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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