i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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