Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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