just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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