is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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