sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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