just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
