I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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