Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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