does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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