Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
worst night to have a conscience
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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