Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did angry sex become our thing?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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