Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Small penises have feelings too.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So many bounce houses so little time
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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