A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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