Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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