Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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