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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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