i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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