She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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